*Knocks*.... "Onye! (Who is that!)", i could hear Ada's voice from within "Ada, Omuwa (its me). I no n'ulo? (Are you at home?)" I replied, "Mba o! (No o!) a no m ne bar beach (im at the bar beach)" Ada said in her usual sarcastic tone. "Mschewww" i sighed heavily , "biko bia (please come)". "what is it ehn?" Ada said in a tired tone; i think she just woke up, she told me about her night vigil which held yesterday through to this morning.
Excited about what i had to tell her, i proceeded "Ada, see this fine boy oooo!, i met him through Instagram about a week ago and we started talking, he is so cool! He even asked to take me out later today and i agreed o!" "Ehen? and so?" Ada said wearing that i don't care look i hate. "Na wa for you o! Anyways this guy is really cute abeg!, me, i dont mind being a baby mama, no need for ring o! that one is overrated! let him just plant his seed inside me biko (please)" saying this words, i began to laugh uncontrollably but that didn't last for long as Ada looked at me in disgust.
"Gini ka m mere? (What did i do?)" I asked, "O! I na mara? (you don't know?)" She replied with a stern look. "Nawa o? If i knew i wouldn't be asking you?!" I said in a frustrated tone. Ada started "you know what STD is abi?" "Ehen now, thats why there is protection" i replied. "So you are ready to give up your virginity to this stranger you just met?" She asked.
Annoyed with her question i answered in a loud tone "See Ada, who has virginity helped? Its overrated, how many virgins can you count on your fingers? Whereas he is not a stranger, i told you we have been talking!" "Ok now" Ada said, " i wont even bring bible into this matter for now, so what about the other STD? How would you protect yourself?" Ada asked. Confused at what she meant, i asked "which one is the other STD again? Since when did we have two?" "Spiritually transmitted disease!" Ada blurted out "Mmuo ya o di ocha?! (Is his spirit clean?!)"
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